User Profile

Writing is like prostitution. First you
do it for love, and then for a few
close friends, and then for money.
— Moliere

INTP - Recluse, asshole, novelist, metaphysician, amateur chef, linguist, chaoist, rationalist, parapsychologist, gamer, blogger, keeper of orchids. I write this journal as though no one reads it, and if my honesty makes you feel all butthurt and sad, keep in mind the title of the page, 'THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.' It isn't.

Likes: Husband (referred to as Fortuna, Toshiaki-san, and occasionally 'the Paramour'), fine cuisine, traveling, writers who make me feel something, intelligence, cheesecake, ferrets, the occasional cognac cigar, warm bedclothes, pajamas, hot baths, my potted plants, writing, collecting stuffed penguins, working my Will, sudden thunderstorms, angry sex, journalism, media, & people who can gracefully accept sincere praise.

Dislikes: White male entitlement, cronyism, children (with a few well-behaved exceptions), junkies, druggies, scene-kids, vampires, werewolves, hardcore vegans, members of PETA, goths, otherkin, furries, religious fundies, people who post quizzes, telephones, learned helplessness, habitual victims, spirituality-by-trend, fad dieting, blatant stupidity, overly positive people, rules lawyers, anal retentives, animated .gifs, neon colors, ass kissers, slimy people, 'ufologists' & people with poor hygiene.


"What you call a 'blessing from the lord' I call 'massive birth control failure'." - Soror